It takes something pretty special to lead to a 18-year-old boy getting excited over shopping for prom shoes with me at one in the morning. Pretty damn special. Because he's the only person I know that will pick out the exact same ones I had fallen in love with and then say he almost got a boner looking at them; that the shoes are too cute. The only person I know that will laugh with me over the location of a satin bow and d'Orsay and stripper shoes with platforms that serve as tip jars.
The only guy I know that will state that THESE:
[link] were his favorites XD
I argued by saying THESE:
[link] will eventually help me rule the whole damn world.

Gah, I love this kid. He's gonna give me diabetes.